Monday, October 23, 2006

It Happens in Life------Take it easy

  1. The handle of a cup you keep in the microwave always turns to the unreachable side after heating.
  2. The second one of a pair of socks aways takes more time to find from the bunch of washed clothes.
  3. The road to success........ is always under construction.
  4. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  5. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
  6. If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  7. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
  8. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
  9. As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.
  10. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is still late.
  11. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  12. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  13. The girl for whom you have a crush at first sight would get engaged to someone in two weeks or would have already got married.
  14. If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.
  15. If you have bunked the class, the professor would have taken attendance that day.
  16. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  17. All PTC buses are crowded. Corollary : PTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.
  18. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the restroom.
  19. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  20. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
  21. Your code which goes on production will always throw a null pointer on the line where you had tried to log something.
  22. Your saturday night expectations come in TV only when everyone at home and guests watch with you and the remote control is far from reach of your hand.
  23. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
  24. The traffic on the lane which you choose to drive always goes slower than the other one
  25. Will continue...

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